The New Future Mrs. Meanie?

Is it too soon for me to start looking for a new Future Mrs. Meanie??  I suppose there's no right or wrong answer to that, but while I have been on a few dates already - some good, some not so good, some down right puzzling, I'm a firm believer in seizing opportunity when it strikes!  Which is why now is the perfect time to be "on the prowl", as over the last week, two Oscar winning actresses have suddenly become available!

That's right, apparently both Kate Winslet and Sandra Bullock are both single - or in Sandra's case, she's about to be.  Oh, and that sound you heard??  That was the sound of thousands of men around the world letting out a collective - "woo hoo"!

I'm not sure why it is that as a gender we men automatically think we've got a shot anytime a Hollywood Starlet becomes single, but then again, who can explain why we think it's funny to teach our kids to pull our fingers?  The reality is though, we stand a better chance today than we did a week ago!

Kate and her husband (American Beauty director Sam Mendes) have split amicably after 7 years of marriage, while Sandra was "Blind Sided" by her husband's (Monster Garage star Jesse James) alleged affair with a tattoo model! 

But, at the end of the day methinks the "why" is not nearly as important as "how" - as in, how exactly does a regular guy go about picking up an Oscar winning actress?? Any thoughts?